原文：
Jay: Hey! Watch it!
Manny: I want to go to the mall where she works. But first we need to get my white shirt, the silk one.
Gloria: Okay, if that’s what you really want to do.
Jay: Seriously, not to be the evil stepdad, but if you put on a puffy white shirt and declare your love for a 16 year old, you’re gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants!
Manny: Stop the car!
Gloria: Where are you going? You see? You hurt his feelings.
Jay: Well, if it toughens him up a little bit, then ... oh, jeez, he’s picking flowers!
重点单词发音讲解：
puffy
英[’pʌfi] 美[’pʌfi]
adj. (眼睛、面部等)鼓胀的;肿胀的;(云等)松软洁白的;白绒团状的
flagpole
英[’flægpəul] 美[’flægpəul]
n. 旗竿
英[’ʌndəpænts] 美[’ʌndəpænts]
n. 衬裤;内裤;裤叉
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