原文：
Max, I don’t know how smart that was, blowing by our only potential business contact.
The only remotely good thing about breaking up with a guy
is telling him how much better you are than him.
when you give him back his stuff.
I don’t know if you noticed,
but my entertainment budget is pretty low.
and I was really looking forward to that.
And then you went and stole it.
But I guess you couldn’t help it,
’cause that’s what you channings do, you steal things.
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