原文：
Shelley: Question.You’re not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler: Ah, y’see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said ’co-dependent’, or ’self-destructive’...
Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler: Yes please.
Shelley: Okay. He’s cute, he’s funny, he’s-
Chandler: He’s a he?
Shelley: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I’m just gonna go flush myself down the toilet, now...Okay, goodbye...
重点单词发音讲解：
perfect
adj. 完美的;完好的，理想的
v. 完善
n. 完成式
adj. 毁灭性的，破坏的，有害的
flush
v. 脸红;使激动;冲刷，冲洗
n. 涌出;冲洗;面红;激动
adj. 大量的;丰足的;齐平的
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