Husband:The Blacks got divorced.
Wife: Really? Why?
Husband: Mr. Black has been getting a little on the side.
Wife: Really? I’m surprised. He doesn’t look like a guy who’d ever cheat on
his wife, does he?
Husband: No, he doesn’t.Anyway, his wife found out that he has been two-timing
for a long time.
Wife: Well, I am really surprised. By the way, have you done anything behind my
back?
Husband: No. The only thing I’ve ever done behind your back is zipping you up.
Wife: I like that joke. But I hope it is true,